Patriots of the good red, white, and blue, I have a proposition for you! I have the ultimate solution for our immigration problem. Let's stop the Mexicans from taking our jobs by taking theirs! Let us accept dirt cheap wages and become migrant workers! I know it will be hard. For the first time for many of us, we will have to get up off the couch to pick fruit, basically it's like protesting in San Francisco. However challenging this task may seem, we will reap benefits such as a natural John Boehner tan and we will finally lose enough weight to look like Rush Limbaugh. By doing this task we will also be fighting against things we hate by getting paid less than minimum wage. Who wouldn't want to go against the socialist policies of FDR? However, this is only the beginning to our solution.
As many of you remember, champion of the rich, Scott Walker, banned collective bargaining rights for public unions. However, he did not go far enough. We must overturn all of the progressive legislation passed in the history of this nation. These laws have taken away power from rich white folk, while giving it to minorities, workers, women, and the oppressed. We must make America so inhospitable to every minority and liberal that they flee this country and go home or in some cases Canada! No one will ever want to come here again. We will become a homogeneous white population without the homo! After this stage of the mission is complete, we won't need to pick fruits because all the liberals that eat them will be gone anyway. There will be no more competition for jobs, and America will return the the greatness it was before becoming an industrialized superpower.
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