Oil Companies Love Green

     Who has more authority on environmental issues, oil companies or scientists?  As the 1.7 million Americans part of Americans for Prosperity know, oil companies is the correct answer.  Americans for Prosperity, largely funded by these oil companies, seeks to deregulate the EPA and denounces scientific evidence.  Oil companies cannot possibly have any interest in spreading anything but the truth, after all its not like they do anything to harm the environment.  John Boehner was right when he said the idea that carbon dioxide is harmful is almost comical.  I wonder what he will say when he cuts funding to find a cure to cancer?  Perhaps, the idea that a persons own cells can kill him is down right hilarious?

    

     Oil companies have all the green they need, our money.  Forget about a prosperous environment, its all about the Franklins.  The real green thing to do is protect the Koch brother's money, and the only way to achieve economic prosperity is to rely on oil.  Never mind the problems of relying on one resource that is in unstable countries such as Libya or Iran.  Forget about the climate change hoax and its contributions to massive flooding that destroys livelihoods, burning oil is the real way to prosperity.  In order to reach that prosperity we need to deregulate government.

     What does the EPA do anyway?  I hear they ensure we have clean air, drinking water, and make laws to make sure we don't poison ourselves; basically everything that is anti-American.  Since when does having a healthy population contribute to a countries prosperity?  In fact, we should all become sick so we can stay home and watch TV, and be angry at the government for trying to make us healthy so we will have to work.  Please, I'd rather sit at home eating a sandwich off a lead plate with an asbestos ceiling than have the EPA take my job away from me, or cause the people that charge us $4 for a gallon of gas to lose any money.  In fact, the wants of businesses should trump the needs of the people.

   Business leaders know best when it comes to the needs of the countries.  They create jobs after all.  What have progressives done for us anyway?  They only gave women the right to vote, established a minimum  wage, ended child labor, shortened the work days, and made sure your arm didn't get chopped off in a factory.  Basically, they are a useless bunch of Nazis that stop businesses from making money.  In order to stop these so called progressive environmental terrorists, we need to look at the facts that America for Prosperity has been so generous to provide to us and destroy the EPA. We must put in place a government that is smaller than Al Gore's balls and as functionless as John Mccain's penis.