Make The Brats Pay!

In light of the massive deficits, both state and federal, it has become necessary to cut any programs that seek to educate our children.  State run education produces no effect on the children of this country.  In fact, people that are more educated are more likely to accept crazy things like evolution!  They believe crazy things like dinosaurs were around before humans, when in fact, if they watched The Flintstones, they would know that dinosaurs were our pets!

There is also this notion that the more educated a person is, the more they get paid, therefore the more tax dollars the government receives from them in the long term.   BULL CRAP!  If this were true, then why would we be complaining that our taxes are too high?  At 35%, everyone knows that the income tax on the wealthiest are higher than hippies "liberating" themselves.  With all this money, these people must be the least greedy people around, and to ask them to pay a little more for the so called "common good" would destroy our country.  Since millionaires can't afford being slightly less of millionaires, we have to look for entities to cut, and the greatest evil of all is public colleges.

Colleges are places where our kids our brainwashed with "useful" knowledge that is supposed to help them find jobs and live prosperous lifestyles.  When really, colleges are places where our children learn that abstinence is not fun, and that going to sleep past 11:00 is acceptable.  Oh, the horrors of freedom!  To think that the leaders of virtually everything attended these valueless wastelands is just plain scary.  We need to give power to the uneducated masses who have shown to make informed decisions like electing Sarah Palin as governor of Alaska.  And so I ask you members of Congress, trim education like you would trim the fat off a pig with lipstick!